Ass on the menu?
Gentlemen, explain something to me: what is the appeal of salad-tossing? Since when did tuckus lingus become part of the average straight male's sexual repertoire? I have yet to meet a woman who would admit to liking it. How is the ass-licking appealing to us, really? I mean, I understand the prostate link in guys, and that's all good, but how is a cold, wet tongue up the ass supposed to make a woman get off, now?
I'd really like to hear from some women, too. What do you think of it? Maybe I'm in the rimjob-hating minority, and I'm not being fair to the rights of male-on-female rimmers the world over, so I'd like to hear what the deal is. Is it the new sexual taboo, since blowjobs and anal sex are so-o-o five minutes ago? I thought polyfuckery was the new sexual frontier, but apparently it isn't.
And why are straight young men so quick to boast about their ass-licking proclivities to potential bedmates? I guess I didn't get the Sexual Mores memo detailing the new plan to attract women by bragging about your aniligus abilities instead of your cunnilingus abilities.
posted by Avatar at 10:30 AM
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25 Comments:
I am not licking anyone's asshole, ever. I don't care how gorgeous the woman is, what she offers in return, how much money she has, or if her browneye tastes like flowers. Nor would I like to receive. I'm not even one-hundred percent comfortable with the muff-diving - there's always a little nervousness about what the senses will detect as the proximity lessens.
10/6/04 11:25 AM
Being a world-class cunnilingus enthusiast, I was eager to engage in even further beneath the equator activities. This of course was by request and not by my own Columbus-like discovery. Since this initial foray years ago, I have been with women who love, like, hate, or are simply indifferent to analingus.
It’s a sexual adventure for some, with reciprocity or not, to others, its just an ass.
Cheers,
J.
10/6/04 1:22 PM
I will have to admit that I have tried this. For me, the same as licking her belly button if you will, but for her, it was kind of tabboo so it was really good. I mean it was fun and as long as everyone is clean (very clean) then whats the difference?
10/6/04 1:36 PM
"Cold wet tongue?" was he eating ice. I've adventured there but not by my own accord. It isn't something I would of really thought of doing. But what one will do to get a woman off. Different geeks for different freaks I say!
10/6/04 1:51 PM
I'll try anything once, but...ick. God, what if you had popcorn or something?
10/6/04 5:16 PM
I'm with you. ew ew ew.
10/6/04 6:16 PM
I don't really get the attraction either. There are meant to be a bunch of nerve endings in the anus that can be stimulated, but a well lubed finger is going to work just as well as a tongue.
I mean it is not like there is tasty pussy juice on offer.
If you want to go all out in the gross-out stakes then in Japan there are clubs that cater (so to speak) for a particular fetich where a woman craps on a silver salver and the guys divide up the result and eat it. Allegedly the girl is specially fed on spicy food to give the dish extra flavor.
The popularity of salad tossing appears to date from a particular interview with a prison inmate on HBO who liked to get new prisoners to 'toss his salad' because he got off on the idea that they were eating his ass.
You are hereby delegated to write an essay on the subject and submit it to the wikipeadia.
10/6/04 8:48 PM
ate popcorn? whoa...
10/6/04 8:49 PM
I don't get it either. Ya wouldn't catch me in that area.
10/6/04 10:33 PM
Dammit, now I'm all confused.
No more snogging the chocolate starfish?
10/7/04 8:14 AM
Posted this on the one below by accident -- whoops!
A finger every once in a while to push me over the edge just because it is such a "different" sensation? Maybe. Otherwise, no thank you.
10/7/04 10:33 AM
mmmm....I love being rimmed but then I am a gay male....maybe the guys that want to rim you do it because they themselves have been rimmed...mmmm it feels mighty good to me...maybe it is a male thing....and I don't mind eating ass as long as we shower first!
10/7/04 8:26 PM
You're sooo 'not-getting-it', girl. We'll all croak, thus, death/judgment/Heaven/Hell. You seem to think this lifetime is all that matters. Then, when you die, The End, and you're slowly disolved by worms. I hate to disappoint you, girl, but... us hardcore, Roman Catholics believe in those 4 things (up top). REPENT! Come back to God!! Give-up your Baptist belief which was started by a sinful mortal! Not God through Jesus Christ who started THE church at the Last Supper!! Now, write something meeen in my GB. I'll try to weather the storm. www.reddink.com/INDEX
10/8/04 9:53 AM
I was tempted to delete the comment above, but what would life be like without a hardcore dose of the batshit-crazies every once in a while?
10/8/04 11:06 AM
What does Christian theology have to do with rim jobs? Sheesh.
10/9/04 9:11 AM
I actually have no problem with worms.
Maybe the worms will toss my salad...! :P
10/11/04 12:30 AM
I like to think I'm open to new things, but I admit I'd have to be convinced to let a guy go there.
I am also wondering if the tactic works with getting women. The idea that a guy thinks that I would be impressed that he licks a lot of asses is scary. I'm so not kissing him on the first date!
It has been my experience that the less a man says about his bedroom skills, the more likely he'll be a decent lover.
12/5/04 11:00 PM
I think a young man boasting about his skill in rim jobs is just another sexual variation he can brag about.
I'm a 53 year old woman and I'd never experienced one let alone known about one until I dated the kinkiest man I knew at the age of 40. He loved to receive them. He loved to receive anything he could talk me into doing to him.
Myself, I don't get any particular thrill out of getting one. Perhaps it is enjoyed by men because of the proximity of their prostate gland.
Since then I've met kinkier men that that first guy, and they have not had a particular need for rim jobs. Oh they would experience one getting and giving, but after that, it was on to the NEXT kinky think they could think of!
12/6/04 8:44 AM
I had always thought rimjobs were a "gay thing" until this beautiful girl gave one to me.naturally she was the last person i'd ever expect to do it....I never thought she would give me head , let alone a tongue bath.she did it while giving me the reach around at the same time....only stopped when she wanted to ask me how it felt and tell me how"dirty" she was...all in all..an enjoyable experience
12/6/04 11:40 AM
I know this entry is somewhat dated, but since I just discovered it, I'm gonna weigh-in anyway.
Until recently, I had no real opinion on rimming. Then, during a very heated moment between the sheets, my partner dave me one of those "very, very naughty" looks. She flipped around, and starting another one of her famous head clinics. After a few minutes, she popped up and smiled "I'll swallow if you promise to do something." Considering this is something she never tried before, and I was beyond horny, I agreed. That something turned into licking her from her navel to the small of her back. When I tried to gingerly dance my tongue around her anus, she bucked her hips back and begged "PLEASE?!" Fuck it, she DID swallow. It only took a few minutes of rimming before her gushing twat damn near crushed my instered three fingers. Since then, she gave me a copy of her car keys, made sure my wardrobe got an upgrade, and introduced me to her husband as the new consultant.
Not all females are into it. I won't even consider it unless her hygene is way above average. I myself don't care to receive it. But I'm definitely not against giving it. Sometimes it's just a momentary break from muff-diving, just to give your tongue something else to do for a minute. Besides, at that point, it's probably drenched in salive and pussy juice anyway.
What excites the females I know is just the taboo aspect of it, or just because it's "different."
3/25/05 2:55 PM
I have to say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE being on the receiving end of this. Only after I literally have just gotten out of the shower though.
6/18/05 10:47 AM
Rimjobs are NOT a "male" thing. There are a lot of nerve endings up the ass, and having it licked/fingered, especially while getting your clit licked, getting screwed by cock or dildo, or getting nipples sucked on makes it twice as intense! As long as you're nice and clean, this is a very rewarding experience for both genders.
9/4/05 10:04 PM
I have to admit, I love getting a rimjob, I remember the first time I got one in college,it ws from an ex who would not even suck dick, then she was trying to get me back one evening when she asked me to turn over. I obliged wandering what the hell is she up to, she then started to clean my anus like there was no tomorrow. Since then I have always wanted my girlfriends to perform this taboo act upon me, but I have to say cleanliness is important. I always keep a packt of baby wet ones in the bathroom just to make sure that I am so fresh and so clean clean.
9/10/05 3:18 PM
It all boils down to "to each their own". I remember when the thought of putting a cock in their mouths made some girls I knew want to throw up, much less the idea of getting cum in their mouths.
10/18/05 9:01 AM
I'm pretty much a backdoor nut. Anything she'll let me do to her butt I'm in...finger, tongue, cock. Bring it! As far as why I'm not sure but i've been an admirer of female buttocks since i was a teen. I also find the anus more aesthetically pleasing than most vaginas.
I'm too self conscious to allow it done to me but I like a finger sometimes.
1/22/07 2:00 PM
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