Thursday, November 11, 2004
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That "Oh, Shit!" Moment
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Ass On The Menu?
What It Feels Like (In A Girl)
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Y'know, You're A Nice Guy, But...
Red Alert
Dating and Sex: Rules Of Thumb
For My Friend Becky
George of the (pubic) Jungle
How To Land A Man
Irksome Porn Clichés
People Who Deserve A Swift Cockpunching
It Must Be My Birthday!
Why I Need To Return My Spare X Chromosome
Lies Of Omission, Or Just Lies?
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On The Road
The Truth Behind Her Words
Science Class Ruins Your Sex Life
Ungrateful Bastard
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Fire Down Below
Crybabies
What Your Skivvies Say About You
I Hate, Yet Date, Assholes
The Disappearing Condom
Turning The Tables
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Sexual Deterrents
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Re-Emergence
Not A Chance
How To Lose Your Lover
Good Idea, Bad Idea
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8 Comments:
Oh sure - all the straight guys get is one shot of Tara Reid's fucked-up nipple. Where's the parity?
11/11/04 1:41 PM
I'd romp in the woods with him anytime. Yum.
11/11/04 4:23 PM
Methinks nekkid mens looks very strange when running...
11/11/04 7:15 PM
Heath is my sweet country boy.
C'mere, Heath. Put on these overalls and this straw hat and I'll let you fork my hay anytime.
11/11/04 11:04 PM
Mmm-hmm. Not bad for a pale white boy. Of course, I could seer your retina right out of your head if I were naked and standing under florescent lights, so, who am I to talk? lol *exiting humming Whiter Shade of Pale*
11/15/04 1:00 PM
sweet merciful jesus.
y'know, I never thought Heath was attractive before...but now...ooh, come to mama.
11/15/04 7:06 PM
Heath's a hottie. A friend of mine saw these pics and said "Oh, Holy Mother of... he can jump my canyon anytime."
11/16/04 10:53 AM
Thank u for sharing!
11/21/04 7:06 PM
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