It must be my birthday
...even though it's 6 months off. Some kind soul must've searched a cycling site, and sent me more pics of men in Spandex™. Bless you, loyal e-mailer. Bless your wicked, crotch-gazing little heart.
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Russia: do mine eyes deceive me, or does wang #1 seem to be lying sideways?
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South Africa: What happened to cock #2? Was it cold that day?
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Slovakia: Hey, #2! Call me!
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Estonia: Why does schlong #2 curve downwards? Is it practising for a role in Swan Lake?
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Great Britain: Wow. Exclamation point. Dong #1 alone might be worth a return trip to the U.K.
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Colombia: Too much padding, or too much coke? Either way, I'll pass.
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France: Who says the French can't organize? Take a look at the perfectly choreographed lineup of dicks #2, 4, and 5.
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Italy: Ah, my artisitic friends. Johnson #2 needs to share my number (and my bed) with Slovakian #2.
posted by Avatar at 2:52 PM
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13 Comments:
I wish I looked half as good in spandex. Time to lay off the White Fudge Oreos. :0
11/30/04 6:36 PM
Ya' know, if you tempt me with the right reward, you MIGHT get me on a bike, but spandex? Not for a room full of concumbines.
;)
-G
11/30/04 9:30 PM
Photoshopped or not, that's pecker overload. It makes my eyes hurt.
Dear, will you please find some other comment system besides Blogger? It really sucks ass, and not at all in the good way.
12/1/04 7:36 AM
I guess I won't be sending you MY spandex shots now that you have so many.
12/1/04 7:40 AM
I'm as secure in my manhood as one could possibly be, but that's a little too much stuffed spandex for me. When you find some spandex jam-packed with boobies let me know.
12/1/04 10:57 AM
Will you all just hush and let the woman post her pictures?
Sheesh.
12/1/04 1:23 PM
Your comments with those photos were hysterical!
12/2/04 1:18 AM
I have to admit, that made me horny baby! :)
12/2/04 9:47 AM
now what am i supposed to click to enlarge? ;-)
12/2/04 7:34 PM
Let us not fail to mention Great Britain #3, that's quite a curve!
5/16/05 8:54 AM
i agree with neelie. i'll ride Great Britain #3 all the way to the races baby. bring it on big guy
5/18/05 9:14 AM
All your pictures are fucked. I can't see a single one of them *rolls eyes*
9/5/05 7:35 AM
Everyone else can... you can't. Now whose fault is that?
11/19/05 1:08 PM
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