People who deserve a swift cockpunching

• The entire Bush administration
• Asshole SUV drives who park in compact spots
• Asian women drivers in LA and OC (edit: hell, all of you, except the sane people I know; some of you fuckers really need to take the bus.)
  
• Guys who don't call you after the first time you have sex
• Pathological liars
• Idiots who put $25,000 worth of mods on a $2,500 car
• Idiots who put $25,000 worth of mods on a $50,000 car but can't afford to pay their bills
• People who have litters instead of children
• Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Lies
• The makers of Nature's Miracle for making their product so goddamned expensive
• The Satanists who invented the post office and DMV
• MTV execs, on prinicple alone
• Bush/Cheney/Rove apologists
• FCC chair Michael K. Powell, for making people afraid to exercise their freedoms
• The assholes who keep moving to SoCal, thereby driving real estate prices up
• My strung-out downstairs neighbors who make noise like they can't tell the difference between 3 P.M. and 3 A.M.
• My cat, for resting her damp bunghole on my bare thighs
• My landlord, for being too cheap to replace the bathtub that hasn't been unstained since the Nixon administration
• That dumbfuck in the H2 who skipped across 4 lanes of the freeway at top speed, only to get into my lane and proceed to slow down to 65 mph
• Any plastic OC bitch willing to drop $$$ on pink velour sweats, non-functional designer eyewear, and Ugg boots.
• Those "sold my soul" camera-fucking charlatans of reality TV
• Scott Peterson
• Electronic Arts for abusing labor laws
  
• Moronic red-state dwellers
• Anonymous "pigeon commentators" (y'know... fly in, shit all over everything... leave.)
  

List will be updated as necessary.