The rational middle ground between self-denial and self-indulgence.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Three cheers



Go read this. Done? Now read this.

Finished? Good.

Pardon my enthusiasm, but I want to give 3 cheers.

1 cheer for cellulite, disproportionate halves, stretch marks, discolorations, weird moles, funky hair growth, tatoos, piercings, folds, blotches, freckles, pockmarks, skin tags and scars.

1 cheer for sagging breasts, flat chests, big naturals, floppy buttocks, flat butts, shelf booties, flabby arms, cankles, rolls, pudge, skinny limbs, curves, no curves, barrel chests, buddha bellies, six packs, full lips, thin lips, wrinkles, and creases.

1 cheer for anyone who loves women and who refuses to be seduced by re-touched photographs, clever makeup tricks, skillful design and tailoring, expert hairdressing, blurred lenses, and merciful lighting into thinking that women-- all women-- should look like Photoshopped-to-within-an-inch-of-their-lives advertising models, carefully molded and crafted and edited celebritis in flawless publicity shots, and airbrushed strippers and porn stars. For those who realize that this notion of perfection is as real as unicorns. For those who rage against the constant onslaught just to lash out and say "fuck you!" to the media, magazines, and moviemakers who make your woman feel that if she doesn't look like the women that she sees staring blankly back at her from the glossy pages of Vogue, of Cosmo, of Elle, then she must not be one.

3 cheers in all.

3 cheers for those who love every inch of a woman's body, just the way she is...

3 cheers for unapologetic lust despite, no, in celebration of so-called flaws...

3 cheers for genuine appreciation of any woman kind enough to share her body with you...

3 cheers for those unashamed of their ability to accept every woman just the way she fucking is...

3 cheers... for not allowing yourself to be the one that says, "She's a 7, but not a 10; I'm holding out for a 10" as if 10s are all around, just waiting for you to ravish them.

Her scent,her laugh, her smile, her presence, her radiance, her beauty... she is a woman. She is all woman. And real women are simply... amazing.

Ed. note: Make sure to click on the link below that says "no non-blogger comments yet", 'cuz that's where some great feedback is.

21 Comments:

Blogger sscottyb said...

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.

12/8/04 10:24 PM

 
Blogger wowedout said...

GOOD GAWD MAN ! THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ AND I LOVE THE PIC. JESUS H CHRIST. READ MY POST GIRL,GET YOUR RANT ON ! THANK YOU.

12/8/04 11:57 PM

 
Blogger Anthony said...

And a bit of a yay for hairy men. No?

Brains are sexy.

12/9/04 6:15 AM

 
Blogger Garrison Steelle said...

And a cheer for you, for furthering the message. :)

-G

12/9/04 7:13 AM

 
Blogger Silly Old Bear said...

Yes, indeed!

And it's funny to read this post first and then your post a couple down questioning why men love Jennifer Garner.

Looks aren't everything...

12/9/04 7:13 AM

 
Blogger darling maggot said...

w00t! do one for guys, too.

12/9/04 4:06 PM

 
Blogger Phillip said...

Sarcasm trumps everything in the sexiness department. Guys don't all have six-packs either gals.

12/10/04 10:26 AM

 
Blogger romiustexis said...

Three cheers for balding, big guts, hair on your ears, back and everywhere but your head. Three cheers for sagging balls, the heroic small penis and the early orgazmer. Three cheers for guys with no muscles, no cleft chin and no broad shoulders!

12/10/04 4:33 PM

 
Blogger Elin said...

The brain is the sexiest body part and the three posts were incredibly sexy.

12/11/04 3:12 PM

 
Blogger Texas Biscuit said...

3 cheers for your post and the linked stories. Fabulous!

12/11/04 11:00 PM

 
Blogger RUSS said...

AMEN. can you make one for men?

12/12/04 2:53 AM

 
Blogger BlueMoon said...

Eloquently put, as usual! Excellent post! And here's to men who aren't perfect either but are intelligent, kind, and sweet-natured (with the ability to see beyond perfect themselves).

12/12/04 4:26 PM

 
Blogger Lish said...

I dug this. Of course, when you find one that fits these qualifications that has a similar brother... let me know.

12/12/04 10:49 PM

 
Blogger xtx said...

will brought me here...and yes..yes...yes...to this entry...

12/14/04 1:46 PM

 
Blogger Pisser said...

Amen. Women who won't eat are a drag and boring as fuck to hang out with...!

For the record, Cranky has big-ass stretch marks, hairy back, etc. and I love them! They are part of who he is. Of course, he also enjoys having said hair pulled out with a tweezer :
And how did you get the picture of me starkers...? ;)

12/14/04 2:45 PM

 
Blogger Avatar said...

xtx: Welcome! I've read your blog, and I really like it.
I need to give Will a finder's fee... so far, he's referred several new readers to my blog, and for that I owe him big time.

Pisser: Sshhh! Don't tell Sergei. He'll drool all over his monitor and ruin it. ;-)

12/14/04 4:18 PM

 
Blogger Sergei C. said...

The mere thought that this could be an image of Pisser as nature intended her is damn near enough to inspire me to ruin this monitor indeed.

12/15/04 11:46 AM

 
Blogger lornadahl said...

Thanks for the links. And of course, for this entry. =)

I used to date someone who was so insecure about his beer belly. He tries to conceal it from my vision after our intimate moments. But I liked it. I enjoyed kissing every inch of it. I loved touching it.

12/25/04 3:25 PM

 
Blogger Loki said...

I have this quotation by Kurt Vonnegut that I keep in my wallet:"A woman's body should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream, not a paper bag full of coat hangers." I like women of many shapes and sizes, but the women of girth and curves REALLY turn my head. Some people my call someone like me a fatty lover and a fetishist, but I ask this question: if you're a typical guy who can only get hot over women in a weight range of 98-115 lbs, and I can get hot over a woman in a weight range of 98-300 lbs, which one of us has a fetish?

8/23/05 6:32 PM

 
Blogger Jack said...

Well Said!!!!
People are made in all shapes and sizes.

8/24/05 8:01 AM

 
Blogger Jo aka SeaRabbit said...

Thank you for saying it out loud!!

8/24/05 3:41 PM

 

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