Happy Fucking Whatever
... you lovesick bastards.
Like they say over at anti-valentine, "Happy Unimaginative, Consumerist-Oriented, Arbitrary, Manipulative and Shallow Interpretation of Romance... Day".
Enjoy your overpriced chocolates, crappy teddy bears, cheap lingerie, expensive dinners, and shitty champagne, you mindless Valentinian fucks. And when you join in the 10 o'clock worldwide annual gangbang, staring nonchalantly at the ceiling or out the window in complete disinterest of the sweaty hairshirt-wearer pumping furiously above you while you wonder when Survivor starts and whether or not you paid the cable bill, don't forget to use a condom.
What? Me? Bitter? Pfft. Nah.
Edit: This post brought to you by the word "Humor". As in "grow a sense of".
Edit 2: Wishing you all the best today.
XOXXO,
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posted by Avatar at 12:00 AM
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13 Comments:
but but I made you a card.
[throws self under train]
2/13/05 11:41 PM
that's the greatest picture of cupid ever.
2/14/05 6:54 AM
Hear hear. This year I spent the money I have traditionally wasted on valentines gifts for the losers-of-the-moment in my life - on myself. Marvellous idea - I don't know why I never thought of it before.
2/14/05 7:13 AM
We made a decision NOT to have sex tonight, just so we can further distance our relationship from any hint of Valentines. But I will still be wondering when Survivor starts.
2/14/05 7:23 AM
and a happy Valentine's Day to you as well.
Wait a minute.....did you just call me a mindless Valentinian fuck???
Oh man...now I gotta go post.
2/14/05 8:31 AM
the official gift should be sugarless chocolate so everyone spends all night shitting their brains out. THAT is romance.
2/14/05 8:57 AM
Deadly accurate, except for the stilted attempt at intercourse - hah!
Wanna come over for some meat and fried cheese...?
No SURVIVOR, though. How 'bout some public television? ;)
2/14/05 11:09 AM
Baby, I love it when you talk dirty to me. ROWR.
2/14/05 11:28 AM
Too fucking funny!
2/14/05 12:03 PM
I agree. Today I needed help keeping my food down while walking on campus. Everybody was holding cheap roses that looked a day old and the sorrority girls where wearing pink and red. Yuck!
2/14/05 3:23 PM
Dude, I forgot to tell you a story about that picture! Someone asked me how my Valentine's Day went and I sent them the link to that Cupid picture in this post and they felt SO BAD for me! Hahahahahahaha, what a hilarious joke! Just thought I'd share; you are extremely influential on my amusement factor for the day, especially when it can be at other people's expense.
2/26/05 10:31 PM
Heh. No prob. Always glad to lend a helping hand. ;-)
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10/27/05 11:55 PM
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