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Thursday, April 14, 2005

I'm evil

So there's this woman I know; wizened old crone, homely as a sea slug, crabby... just generally unpleasant individual. She's in her 60s, has 12 cats, and as far as I know, lives alone. So it came as a complete surprise to me when one day I overheard her mention that she had a grown daughter. Is it wrong that my first thought upon hearing that wasn't, "Wow! She's a mom?", but rather, "Wow! Somebody actually had to fuck that heinous hosebeast??"

4 Comments:

Blogger ted said...

I predict your monthly bill will soon come due, and then you can start again with your good natured posting.

4/15/05 10:49 AM

 
Blogger Pisser said...

I didn't know Ted Bundy posted here.

4/15/05 3:15 PM

 
Blogger shinta said...

Yep, that was an evil thing to say, but I must admit that I've had similar thoughts, mostly when I see some couples at the mall.

4/15/05 3:15 PM

 
Blogger Loren said...

You never know, it could have been a blowjob-then-syringe kind of a deal. *shrug*

4/15/05 9:33 PM

 

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