Overworked & Underf*cked™: For those keeping score

Joslik: Hee! Dig the sign-off. Nope. No sleeping this time. :-) I was too fascinated with the unusual dimensions of his stuff.

Melissa Marie: There's no secret, really. Guys are slutty too.

5/26/05 11:39 PM

Punk Ass said...

What is this "sex" thing you speak of?

5/27/05 5:57 AM

joslik said...

I think the real question here is now this:
Girth or Length - preference?

5/27/05 8:20 AM

Avatar said...

Girth. No use having a 20 ft car if the garage is only 10 ft deep.

5/27/05 10:03 AM

Truecraig said...

What's the deal with the head? Plantain shaft, pea head? Huh?

That's... odd.

So, how important is the size of the head then? More, or as important as the shaft?

This is an entirely professional question.

5/27/05 1:52 PM

Avatar said...

Truecraig: Honestly, the head size doesn't matter. I've just never seen one of proportions like his. The shaft was nice and thick, but the head was smaller than the width of the whole thing, like a newsboy hat. This disproportion made it look like an afterthought. It didn't feel weird for sex, but for oral, I just wasn't used to one so small in comparison. Nothing was wrong with it at all; if I find pictures of a similar one over the weekend, I'll blog it on Monday or Tuesday.

5/27/05 3:56 PM

angie said...

i will say from experience that head size DOES matter, if it's gigantic atop a huge pole.

seriously though, a larger-than-normal head tends to hurt your girly insides, so really, it does matter.

just as an fyi... ;)

5/27/05 5:40 PM

Deodand said...