Crybabies

What do you call a person who reads my blog, hates every word I write, makes it their duty to post responses telling me how much I suck for (personally, apparently) offending and/or insulting them, but continues to read my shit nevertheless? And worse, continues to comment on it?

I'm leaning towards "an apogenous, bovaristic, coprolalial, dasypygal, excerebrose, facinorous, gnathonic, hircine, ithyphallic, jumentous, kyphotic, labrose, mephitic, napiform, oligophrenial, papuliferous, quisquilian, rebarbative, saponaceous, thersitical, unguinous, ventripotent, wlatsome, xylocephalous, yirning*, attention-whoring, masochitic fuck", myself. But maybe I'm being too mean.

Point remains, these people are desperate for any attention they can get in their own lowly, pathetic little lives, and never fully grasped the concept that conflict does not equal love. They want other people to constantly validate them, they have to ceaselessly attempt to put others down because they feel so fucking insignificant themselves, and they take great pleasure in cutting down those they feel get too much of the positive attention they so desperately crave.

Narcissistic jagoffs like that will be summarily ignored from now on, as that is their greatest torture: denial of the spotlight.

[* an impotent, conceited, obscene, hairy-buttocked, brainless, wicked, toadying, goatish, indecent, stable-smelling, hunchbacked, thick-lipped, stinking, turnip-shaped, feeble-minded, pimply, trashy, repellant, smarmy, foul-mouthed, greasy, gluttonous, loathsome, wooden-headed, whining]