Dear Men, Pt. 2
I feel it necessary to follow-up the last one.
I declare: If, against my wishes, you plan to perform analingus while we're doing the deed, please don't even ATTEMPT to kiss me afterwards. Pussy juice on your lips, I can handle. But when I kiss you, the last thing I want to be made aware of is the TASTE OF MY OWN ASS!
Just... no.
Gargle first, have a breath mint, and maybe I'll think about it.
posted by Avatar at 10:42 AM
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11 Comments:
you always say it best....add brush your teeth and tongue too!
8/11/05 11:56 AM
LMMFAO!!!!!
8/11/05 12:11 PM
Amen girl!!
8/11/05 12:20 PM
Dental DAAAAAMMMN, anyone...?
8/11/05 2:37 PM
It can feel really fucking good, and it has nothing to do with the prostate, unless you can manage to get your tongue about 2-3 inches inside my ass, then fress firmly towards the front of my pelvis.
But the real issue here is people doing against your expressed wishes. That's just inconsiderate. I would never do it without asking first (or having prior permission). And unless we'd just showered together (or I had other reliable assurance of your spotlessness), a dental dam would be in order.
That said, with partners who enjoyed it (and that has been plural, yes) I rarely hesitate. Unless cleanliness is an issue. Which is often best addressed by showering together beforehand.
8/11/05 4:13 PM
roflmao! As always, thanks for the laughs!
8/11/05 9:54 PM
I've gone down on ass, when requested, but it is surprising to me that you keep running into guys who do in without asking. Maybe they're so impressed by your oral skills they are pulling out all the stops to impress you? Maybe they felt a little outclassed?
So, you *were* wondering what it tasted like... was 'pot roast' an accurate description?
8/12/05 5:36 AM
Yeah, but ...
(I've realized anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.)
Never mind :)
8/12/05 7:51 AM
You said it!
8/12/05 3:59 PM
What is wrong with you!!! It's YOUR ass...enjoy it! I do, every night! LOL I love to have my ass tongue-fucked and kissing afterwards, well, not a problem. And, by the way pussy juice is the greatest, whether I'm tasting my own on the lips of my lover or I get to taste the pussy first-hand.
xoxo, M
http://danni654.blogspot.com
8/18/05 6:13 PM
lol-- well said
8/19/05 9:59 AM
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