Definitive Definition
hor·rif·ic (hô-'ri-fik, hä-)
adj.
- 1. Causing horror; terrifying.
- 2. Having the power to horrify.
- 3. The perfect word to describe the moment when, mid-fellatio, you feel the nudge of a cat's cold nose between your propped-up ass cheeks.
posted by Avatar at 1:36 PM
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22 Comments:
LMAO, thats funny. Did the little pussy bite you on the ass?
9/23/05 2:24 PM
LMFAO
damn!
9/23/05 2:45 PM
That sounds kinda fun.
9/23/05 3:49 PM
I hope it didn't startle you enough to clench your teeth!
9/23/05 4:30 PM
Funny, but my cat gets disgusted and leaves the room when the fun starts. He returns the minute the noise stops, though.
Guess he might be jealous; we relieved him of his ability to make it the second he was six months old.
9/23/05 6:23 PM
ROFLMAO. That was fucking HILARIOUS, but I think it would have MORE horrific to hear the voice of someone else (your mom, da, or kid) entering the room
hehehe
9/23/05 7:37 PM
God, I'm glad I'm not the only one. The dog attempts to join in the fun and begin licking in inappropriate places. Down, dog! That's not for you!
9/23/05 11:18 PM
You know cats--they have to get their nose into everything.
I thought you skipped that hote date--apparently something hot arrived for you anyway.
9/24/05 2:07 AM
poor kitty...poor you!
9/24/05 7:26 AM
Lol. I hope that didn't stop you!
9/24/05 3:48 PM
Okay, that's the funniest shit I've heard all damn day! I hope you were able to finish despite being horrified.
Did the pussy end up hitting the wall?
9/24/05 3:54 PM
damn kitties, always getting where they shouldn't.
Curiosity kills, they should know.
9/24/05 4:06 PM
Ah yes... we had the dog-licking-the-knee mid coitus thing today... never ends.
9/24/05 8:57 PM
I've had a worse experience and I will just warn everyone that this is pretty disgusting.
I was going down on my wife and it was getting really good and then our freakin' pug jumps on the bed and starts licking my bare ass! That was just wonderful....
9/25/05 9:35 AM
LMFAO! Oh, there's nothing like a fucking animal being at the wrong place at the wrong time. :)
9/25/05 9:46 AM
LOL!
9/25/05 2:33 PM
LMAOWROTFWTIME - laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes
9/25/05 3:21 PM
I told "Used Hack" about this one already...My wife and I were fully engaged last week when our five yr old stealthily entered our room and tapped me on the foot asking what I was doing to Mommy
9/26/05 7:34 AM
ROFL Oh my god! Thats like a nightmare, I'm going to be horrified by that all day now... what did you tell your son?
9/27/05 12:34 PM
It could have been worse.
At least the cat had its claws retracted...
~EA
9/28/05 7:10 AM
Made the mistake of reading this at work...totally laughed out loud!
Thanks for the giggle - love your blog!
10/4/05 10:57 AM
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