Overworked & Underf*cked™: Dilemma

i am leaning toward GOOD night, but good morning? not so much...

two theories:

1. the beard burn might have been a result of continuous, non-interrupted contact which, if done with skill and precision, should render a fantastic BIG O...

OR

2. sadly, you could have been a victim of horrible head guy, who does all the head motions but falls short (no pun) of making any real progress to an orgasm...

I am HOPING it was #1 because I have
been a vic of theory 2, and tapping that muthafucka on the forehead after 7 min of horrible head, was not enough effort to prevent my beard burn....damn, I am getting mad just thinking about that muthafucka, ick!

yea ummm I am in need of some good head, can ya tell?

9/22/05 5:31 PM

It's Me, Maven... said...

Hmmm beard burn...

Well, I'd say it was a good night if you woke up walking like you've been riding a horse all week long, yet everytime you sit or stand, you have a fond memory deep in your bones.

If you wake up with a bad headache/hangover and be riddled with shame and self-doubt, and perhaps even waking up in a puddle of your own vomit would be a bad thing.

Sometimes beardburn on the pussy is a sign of someone being over-enthusiastic, trying to over-compensate for lack of technique.

9/22/05 6:30 PM

Serra said...

It sounds like a very enthusiastic night. Good or bad depends on the mood you were in before discovering the beard burn.

9/22/05 7:21 PM

Buddha Bong said...

I'm betting if you were on top, that would be a good burn...if you were on the bottom...bad night at the Roxbury.

9/22/05 8:29 PM

Saturn said...

Well, a beard burn on my man pussy would be indicative of a very good night, but I don't know how that works for the coochie exactly.

9/23/05 10:45 AM

Dirty Debbie said...

I think it's the sign of a good night. I take the burn that goes with the heat. I insist that my guy keeps his mustache and goatee.
BTW: love your sight, keep up the good work.

9/23/05 7:58 PM

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