Pet Names for Genitalia, Part Deux
This has to be the most comprehensive penis-name list I have ever seen.
Apropos of nothing in particular, "Mayonnaise Cannon" had me laughing and hurling at the same time. So, spill: what affectionate moniker do you call your favorite hanging or folding nether-regions?
posted by Avatar at 6:55 PM
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21 Comments:
Laverne and Shirley. hehe
9/11/05 10:21 PM
I call mine "Pisser"!
9/12/05 7:20 AM
My wife and I are not English, but we have referred to it as "Willie" since we've been together. No real story there either.
My mom recently told me that she used to call my dad's penis "Jasper." I was thinking "too much information, too much information."
9/12/05 7:22 AM
Bald-headed yogurt slinger? Ha, I think I've seen him muttering to himself in the corner of the coffee shop at 9pm.
I think men are wise, if they must, to refer to it in smallish terms. You know when he's calling it The LadyKiller, Anaconda, or The Monster that you're going to be seriously unimpressed. Hmm, I think I have to go blog on this a bit because it reminded me of an obnoxious prick I dated...
9/12/05 8:02 AM
The One-Eyed Custard Chucker
9/12/05 8:06 AM
Genghis Khock
9/12/05 9:53 AM
Dave.
9/12/05 12:05 PM
I used to call mine "kiki" but now it's nameless.
9/12/05 2:21 PM
My boyfriend calls it "Raponchi"
Stupid name, isn't it?
9/12/05 4:26 PM
My favorite word for wood is SHWEENUS.
My favorite word for pussy is poonany or pootie.
And much like usedhack... I unfortunately know what my folks named their parts:
GLADYS and HERB
9/12/05 5:07 PM
I LOVE IT. I USUALLY CALL MINE AUSTRALIA, OR THE ALL-TIME FAVORITE..."DOWN THERE". I'VE HEARD BEARDED CLAM, OPEN WOUND OR CUM DUMPSTER ALL FOR WOMEN OF COURSE. MEN, ADVICE: DON'T CALL IT ANYTHING GRAND, BECAUSE IT'S MISLEADING, OK?
9/12/05 5:55 PM
I call my boyfriend's penis "Mr Friendly".
9/12/05 6:18 PM
My breasts got nicknamed Bobby Jo and Betty Lou.
9/12/05 11:05 PM
I'm none to happy about Neil's name for his, but I'm kind of partial to "Blue Veined Puss Chucker". I'm sure the wife would really love for me to start calling in that.
9/13/05 7:22 AM
Hee!
9/13/05 11:14 AM
I called my ex's "Peeny" and he called my rack "Betty and Veronica" and my puss, he referred to it as "dessert." Now it is all nameless.
9/13/05 7:21 PM
Honey calls his "Stanley--like the power drill" A former boyfriend called his Bongo (guess he used to beat it like a drum? I didn't ask.)
As for feminine genitalia, I think my favorite is snootch.
9/13/05 8:21 PM
My fiancé calls mine Dug. 'Cause he Digs.
If you never played an Atari, this may make no sense. I suppose it's also a play on my own nickname.
9/14/05 12:31 AM
Percy. As in "Pointing Percy at the Populace.". It's also a popular place name round here: Percy Crescent, Percy Avenue, Percy Park.
Always good for a shcoolboy/girl giggle.
9/14/05 12:53 AM
Dub: Dig-dug! I dig it. (har har)
Dickatlas: Very charming, very sophisticated.
9/14/05 1:10 AM
I have actually been eith some men who wanted me to address it by a niockname or pet name. Some of them (that have unfortunately stuck in my head) are Big Ben and a chinese word for warrior (I don't remember the word, but the concept had me almost laughing out loud)
9/29/05 2:12 PM
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