I'm Speechless
posted by Avatar at 12:17 AM
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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18 Comments:
holy fuck...
peace...
10/17/05 10:45 PM
OMG?
10/18/05 1:09 AM
Whoa...Peppa definitely has some skills. I wonder if Bronson proposed to her immediately after that display.
10/18/05 1:55 AM
She has major skills...I'm just...awe...no words...
10/18/05 7:23 AM
I have just three words for that....OMG!
10/18/05 8:48 AM
Mine always comes out the other end. I need more practice.
10/18/05 10:04 AM
Whoo-hoo, she just made several guys' day! I'll bet ratings pick up.
10/18/05 11:03 AM
That thing is gross.
10/18/05 11:15 AM
I was shocked and in awwww when I saw that episode.... One question comes to mind, but can she do that fast enough!?
10/18/05 11:28 AM
Wow....you go girl! I thought it was funny to watch the reaction of the guy behind her...all you can see is his mouth & it just stays open!!! LOL
10/18/05 12:20 PM
Holy shit. And I thought the mules swallowing bags of coke was crazy!
10/18/05 1:41 PM
So how come it goes limp at the end...?
10/18/05 4:03 PM
Ah... don't they always?
10/18/05 4:13 PM
Related to this girl??
10/18/05 4:28 PM
Now, that was just plain disturbing...she looks 14.
Mmmm...banana bread...
10/18/05 7:50 PM
OMG! That may the most brilliant thing I see on the internet today!
10/19/05 3:14 PM
Okay that just made me lose my dinner. It's now been spewed all over my moniter. That was hilarious!
10/19/05 4:46 PM
I once had a friend who would go to BBW dance parties with me, who during one such party which had a "what's your talent" feature/contest, would do just that, and bring back the banana, in tact. Needless to say, she was exceedingly popular for the rest of the night.
10/22/05 1:10 PM
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