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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

C*ckblogging Wednesday


[click for uncensored NSFW version]

Wakey-wakey! Pop quiz: before or after?

Also, apropos of nothing in particular, when a man-- after ravenously going down on you four times in the space of two hours-- surfaces not only to get air but to blurt out the words, "If you had a cock, I'd suck it in a heartbeat", what does that mean?

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17 Comments:

Blogger AlwaysArousedGirl said...

I'm *hoping* that it means that he loves YOU enough that even if you were a man, he'd still love you.

?????

2/7/06 10:50 PM

 
Blogger Wanderlust said...

Or he would go to any length to give you pleasure. May be an opportunity to ask him to do something more that he hasn't done to you yet that you want.

2/8/06 12:01 AM

 
Blogger Della said...

it means he likes you a lot, honey

how about "if you were a boy, i'd suck your cock and let you cum in my mouth..."
i reckon that's good going :)

2/8/06 2:14 AM

 
Blogger Ugly Toy said...

Yeah I'd take that as a compliment, although I'm a bloke, so he already would be...

So the other way would be my gf saying "If you had a pussy I'd lick it", which would also be cool.

2/8/06 2:40 AM

 
Blogger BuckeyeGirl said...

"if you were a boy, i'd suck your cock and let you cum in my mouth..."

I think that means that it is time to break out the strap-on! I wonder: if you had a cock, what would he let you do to his ass? hehe

2/8/06 6:09 AM

 
Blogger Rocky Mountain Rat Girl said...

I was also thinking along the lines of strap-on. ;) And, it seems to me the guy is quite ORAL and became overwhelmed w/ lust. Nice!

2/8/06 6:17 AM

 
Blogger Nightmare said...

I think it means he is trying out his Brokeback mountain style.

2/8/06 8:06 AM

 
Blogger Shawn said...

Yeah! It's Wednesday!

"If you had a cock, I'd suck it in a heartbeat."

Hmmm...

2/8/06 8:11 AM

 
Blogger Mona Buonanotte said...

Four times? FOUR???

Dude, this deserves an expanded post!

2/8/06 11:46 AM

 
Blogger Miss Sassy said...

I think the pic is before - its not glistening in the sun.

I think your guy who can't stop eating you out was commenting on how much he can't stop eating you and nothing would stop him.

Congrats, and thanks for getting off your back long enough to CBW for the rest of us!

2/8/06 12:02 PM

 
Blogger CP said...

I say "before" too...because there is no pearly sheen to it...yet.

I know my husband would suck my dick if I had one. He loves me that much. I would offer to eat his pussy if he had one, but I am bisexual, so that's not much of a challenge. *L*

Avatar...you make Wednesdays worth waking up for! New meaning to the word "hump day".

CP.

2/8/06 4:21 PM

 
Blogger Sonja said...

It means you should KEEP HIM!

2/8/06 5:36 PM

 
Blogger Anais said...

Yeah, uh, probably what sonja said ... :-) Sounds very interesting, btw ... most probably ,first and foremost, he's saying how into you he is.

2/9/06 9:29 AM

 
Blogger wegglywoo said...

judging by the spent look and the redness of the pointy end, i'd say after.

oh, and when he says that thing about you having a cock, he means that he wants you to suck him off.

that or he's gay.

nb: boys say silly things when they're having sex; it's best not to be too analytical.

2/11/06 5:20 AM

 
Blogger Brianne said...

I agree w/ sonja--you should DEFINITELY keep him.

2/11/06 8:40 AM

 
Blogger jenniestar said...

yeah, don't get analitcal with what they say during sex... but that is why i actually prefer girls...v

2/12/06 7:49 PM

 
Blogger Tickersoid said...

First visit, I'm impressed. I wish I'd read blogs like this when I was younger. I would have taken a lot on board. In the end, I resorted to actually talking to women and never looked back.

That 'penis thing'sounds like the kinda thing I would say.
Don't analyse it too much. It just means he likes licking you out but adding a sexually ambiguous twist that's amusing.
If you were just a one night stand and I said that and you questioned it, I'd just smile, knowing you'd spend the rest of the day wondering.
It's like when a colleague and I were discussing a particularily good manager.
He was good at his
job, respected by his boss, good company and never lost his cool even when the place was falling down around him. I turned to my friend and said.
"You know there's a lot of guys on this plant would love to have his baby."

Oh and hi brianne, nice to see you here.

2/22/06 3:20 AM

 

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