C*ckblogging Wednesday
No visible ballsack-age this week.
Apropos of nothing, I wonder if a circuit court judge would raise an eyebrow if I attempted to legally change my middle name to "Cock Poison"? I swear, if I ever figure out what it is about sleeping with me for the better part of a year that leads otherwise painfully single men into monogamous relationships with other women, I'll rip it out and stabbity-stab it to death. Maybe I should pimp myself out to unfuckable losers for a hefty fee. Lord knows I've made enough of them dateable for free, like a chump.
[edit: There's a word for us, says Pisser... "lid-looseners".]
TECHNORATI TAGS: cockbloggingwednesday, cockblogging
posted by Avatar at 1:35 AM
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12 Comments:
My God, you are HILARIOUS.
You officially have one more fan!
xx
10/11/06 6:00 AM
Oh Avatar, you have fallen victim to the "It's always the next one" syndrome. It happens all too frequently. I think it is something in us, as this has happened to me more times then I can count, that makes the man want to settle down, but not with us. I just figure we are too much of a good (wonderful, sexual, desirable) thing for them to handle. And therefore they are settling for a lesser version. At least that is what I tell myself and now my niece who just had it happen for the first time at 22.
So just remember, we are better off without them. The best is still out there waiting for us. I found mine finally at 37 (we have been married now for 10 years) and you will too.
10/11/06 6:20 AM
I go through the same thing. for me, it's more like six (I think) of my past-serious-boyfriends getting married. how they, who are so...lacking, could get married, and I am the "omg almost thirty and still single!", is beyond me.
10/11/06 7:13 AM
I'm in that same club, whatever it is. I never seem to be Ms. Right, only Ms. Right Until I Find Something Better.
10/11/06 7:29 AM
Well, at least we don't turn them gay. And we don't have to iron their shirts...I don't iron. I don't dust, either :)
10/11/06 4:56 PM
Back to the cock: why does it look so waxy?
10/11/06 9:28 PM
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be any kind of collection point, but for what its worth we've joined the cockblogging craze.
Cheers
10/13/06 1:03 AM
Does that thing glow in the dark?
10/13/06 3:30 PM
There's definitely been some shaving or waxing going on.
10/13/06 5:56 PM
you know i'm her too
35 and almost every one of my exes married the woman he got with after me. or stayed with her for a very very long time.
and now i'm dateless for the fourth year running... joy.
fun isn't it?
10/14/06 11:10 AM
Oh. Dear. God.
Is he ashamed of his sack?
(I signed up for an account just to say that.)
10/14/06 6:10 PM
Spice: Thanks!
Pansysmum: Thank you for that. I've resolved to concentrate on other things, since my romantic desires are in direct conflict with my fear of committment.
Laby: Doesn't make sense, does it? It's like when the overbearing asshole that everybody hates gets promotions and raises and no one else does... WTF?
GigglePixie: I hear you. I'm Ms. Right-Before-The-One.
Pisser: Nope, that title belongs to my college friend. At least three of the guys she dated immediately started dating men after their relationships with her ended.
Exoterica: No idea. Maybe he lubes with melted candle wax...?
Pagan&pervert: Welcome aboard! I can't take credit, though. CBW was thought up by Anakalia of (nonw-defunct) Salacity.
Production manager: No idea, but how cool would that be?
Mo: Agreed. It's just a smidge TOO well groomed.
Bad influence girl: Nope. Not fun at all.
Lizzy: Welcome! And don't be a stranger.
10/14/06 8:07 PM
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