Let Us Bow Our Heads In Reverence
... and observe a moment of silence for Beaker's dear departed nads.
The missing members in happier times. Sing with me now:
"I'm haaalf the man I uuuused to be-eee...!"
posted by Avatar at 2:15 PM
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Thursday, October 12, 2006
The missing members in happier times. Sing with me now:
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10 Comments:
Thanks...have you ever been unsuspectingly teabagged by TOTALLY SHAVED CAT BALLS!!! at 3 a.m.?
No...?
Good.
10/12/06 4:21 PM
As opposed to what...? Being consensually teabagged by shaved cat balls at 3 AM? ;-)
10/13/06 12:32 AM
Does it have to be 3 a.m.? Or could it have happened at another time? Because there was this one time....
LOL
10/13/06 4:47 AM
That's it, I'm pulling him out of band camp.
10/13/06 12:21 PM
Love the blog title! I can see why your profile had, like, 42,000 page views! LOL.
I can relate. My long-term girlfriends have turned out to be lesbians.... I am 0-2.
10/14/06 6:51 PM
Now what is he going to tell his friends? "Look what happened to me! what's missing from this picture?!"
10/15/06 8:34 AM
ouch.
I feel for the cat...really, not something I would choose to go through life without.
In other news, yes, we bought a house..white slaved the oldest son to an arab princess for the downpayment...she was cute, so I guess it was a win, win, win situation.
10/16/06 1:32 PM
I have a man that needs to have that done to him. Preferably with a rusted and dull knife.
;)
10/16/06 6:11 PM
Pisser, as much as I can't defend Beeker's method of communication, maybe he's trying to tell you that he's just not down with you taking pictures of his butt to put on the internet - 'cause you know by turning into an internet celebrity for his junk, he'll lose his street cred or get unsolicited love letters or somethin'.
If he's been communicating with my cat, I wouldn't be surprised if you woke up with some cat spooge on your thigh.
10/17/06 5:19 AM
But, it's sperm-free! >:)
10/17/06 3:46 PM
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