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Yesterday, I witnessed an ancient relic that I thought did not exist in these modern times. No, not the Abominable Snowman, but rather, a grown woman who really, truly still believed that women pee from their vaginas.
posted by Avatar at 2:21 PM
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7 Comments:
WHERE?! Where did you get this person? Please do not tell me that she was squatting in your bushes.
I would hand them a copy of OUR BODIES, OURSElVES except 1) they prob. can't READ, and 2) I am still traumatized by the 70s illustrations.
I guess that explains why my doctor always asks me WHICH hole I was bleeding from, as clearly some people are not sure WTF is going on down there. Or where babies come from...
9/2/07 4:36 PM
Do you call her sasquatch because she probably isn't interested enough to groom herself down there?
9/2/07 6:57 PM
Uh, how would I know?
No, I used it as an attention getter, refering loosely to my witnessing of something I chose to believe didn't exist.
9/2/07 10:26 PM
I know, just making a lame joke. 8^)
9/3/07 3:07 PM
I mean mine was lame, not yours.
9/3/07 3:08 PM
First of all, this post made me die a little bit inside.
Second, you can, in fact, bleed from your urethra, Pisser (Oh, the irony!). I'm fairly certain that they wouldn't let you pass the the Boards without picking up that one. Asking you from which hole you're bleeding is a question that leads to what physicians call "a diagnosis." I know this isn't med school, but do try and stay with us.
Third, peeing from your vagina!? It's almost as ridiculous as believing in an invisible, silent, odorless, tasteless deity that hates people with matching genitalia who fuck each other and damns us for all eternity based on the comparably infinitesimal amount of time we spend here on Earth.
We live in a world of sasquatches. It's amazing that most of us were able to navigate out of our mothers' stomachs.
9/5/07 10:40 PM
HEY! No chiding my commentors. Play nice or don't play at all.
9/5/07 10:53 PM
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