"That was fast!"
...I exclaimed animatedly.
"What was?" he responded with a quizzical look on his shadowed face.
I slowly kneaded the stirring beast trapped in his jeans, loudly whispering "You're raring to go-- and impressively so, I might add!-- in no time flat."
"Oh, that? That's normal." Four loud snaps as he skillfully undid my top.
"Really?", I respond, eyes wide with excitement. I pressed closer to him and nuzzled his neck with my slightly parted lips.
"Yeah. I can go from super-soft to 100% rock-hard in the time it takes to dash up your stairs."
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Color me very impressed. What a handy little ability to have! Hmm.... I wonder how common it is?
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11 Comments:
That's not a bad date.
9/16/07 9:06 PM
Really, he has a pump operator with a tank of pressurized liquid following him at an unnoticeable distance. But you're more than worth the effort and expense. In fact, we all chipped in. 8^)
9/16/07 10:33 PM
I only have one question.
Does he have a brother who is equally as skilled as he is? ;)
9/16/07 10:48 PM
Pisser: That's because that wasn't Saturday.
Jack: Aw...! And it's just what I wanted!
FBC: Heh. No idea. We never got into the fine points of trivial things such as personal background.
9/16/07 10:50 PM
Have I been extremely lucky in the past or is that uncommon then?
9/17/07 3:05 AM
I thought that was normal; my husband certainly proves it to me over and over again. ;P
9/17/07 11:43 AM
I have to say...I thought I was the minority here...but that has always been the case for me. Getting ready fast and staying ready has never been a problem for me.
9/18/07 6:49 PM
Darwin: you've been lucky, I think. Either that, or my skills aren't what I think they are.
A minute, I've heard of, but 8 seconds? Dang.
Leosmama: Show-off. :-P
9/18/07 7:00 PM
At 16, a slight breeze was all it took. At 36? Well....I enjoy foreplay a hell of a lot more :)
9/19/07 7:10 PM
Very normal. Very common. Even at the ripe old age of 30. It takes far more skill to suppress it than to make it happen.
9/20/07 9:56 PM
yes, and more importantly, does he deflate equally as quickly?
10/9/07 10:25 AM
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