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Sunday, September 16, 2007

"That was fast!"


...I exclaimed animatedly.

"What was?" he responded with a quizzical look on his shadowed face.

I slowly kneaded the stirring beast trapped in his jeans, loudly whispering "You're raring to go-- and impressively so, I might add!-- in no time flat."

"Oh, that? That's normal." Four loud snaps as he skillfully undid my top.

"Really?", I respond, eyes wide with excitement. I pressed closer to him and nuzzled his neck with my slightly parted lips.

"Yeah. I can go from super-soft to 100% rock-hard in the time it takes to dash up your stairs."

...

Color me very impressed. What a handy little ability to have! Hmm.... I wonder how common it is?

11 Comments:

Blogger Pisser said...

That's not a bad date.

9/16/07 9:06 PM

 
Blogger Jack said...

Really, he has a pump operator with a tank of pressurized liquid following him at an unnoticeable distance. But you're more than worth the effort and expense. In fact, we all chipped in. 8^)

9/16/07 10:33 PM

 
Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK said...

I only have one question.

Does he have a brother who is equally as skilled as he is? ;)

9/16/07 10:48 PM

 
Blogger Avatar said...

Pisser: That's because that wasn't Saturday.

Jack: Aw...! And it's just what I wanted!

FBC: Heh. No idea. We never got into the fine points of trivial things such as personal background.

9/16/07 10:50 PM

 
Blogger Darwin said...

Have I been extremely lucky in the past or is that uncommon then?

9/17/07 3:05 AM

 
Blogger LeosMama said...

I thought that was normal; my husband certainly proves it to me over and over again. ;P

9/17/07 11:43 AM

 
Blogger Keith said...

I have to say...I thought I was the minority here...but that has always been the case for me. Getting ready fast and staying ready has never been a problem for me.

9/18/07 6:49 PM

 
Blogger Avatar said...

Darwin: you've been lucky, I think. Either that, or my skills aren't what I think they are.

A minute, I've heard of, but 8 seconds? Dang.

Leosmama: Show-off. :-P

9/18/07 7:00 PM

 
Blogger Drink More said...

At 16, a slight breeze was all it took. At 36? Well....I enjoy foreplay a hell of a lot more :)

9/19/07 7:10 PM

 
Blogger shylock said...

Very normal. Very common. Even at the ripe old age of 30. It takes far more skill to suppress it than to make it happen.

9/20/07 9:56 PM

 
Blogger max said...

yes, and more importantly, does he deflate equally as quickly?

10/9/07 10:25 AM

 

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