Unpleasant Post-Meal Surprises

A few months ago, Slut Machine over at One D At A Time broke her vagina.

Man, I don't even want to imagine that kind of pain.

Apropos of nothing in particular, a note of caution: it's one thing to have food allergies. It's quite another to discover your food allergy only after a rigorous bout of cunnilingus. If you're allergic to tomatoes, gooseberries, or kiwi fruit, make sure to ask the licker before he (or she, whatever your fancy) starts licking.