The rational middle ground between self-denial and self-indulgence.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Addicktion

Dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.

"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."

Or, as I found out recently, "driving across 2 counties at 3 AM just to get a piece of that". And hot damn, was it good!

And for those of you who've had enough of the dick mentions on this blog, might I make up for the overabundance of wang-centric posts by baking you some nice vaginacakes?

5 Comments:

Blogger Ghetto Photo Girl said...

Who's complaining about dick mentions?

10/22/07 6:38 PM

 
Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

Yeah? Who the fuck is complaining about dick mentions???

10/23/07 4:11 AM

 
Blogger McAuliflower said...

no no- they're "pussy cakes"! :)

10/23/07 11:49 PM

 
Blogger k said...

Seriously, this is the best blog I've stumbled across in ages. And who the fuck would complain about dick mentions???

11/20/07 5:46 PM

 
Blogger The Mistress said...

If I'm complaining, it's because there's a sad deficit of dick mentions in my life. Viva the dick. And welcome back.

12/5/07 9:15 PM

 

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